Please stop starting emails with "generous hellos" and ending with "calmness and understanding".
Sincerely, who does that?!
Don't ask for my mailing address because you really want to send me a card and never send it!
Sincerely, thanks for getting my hopes up.
Dear family member,
I understand you hate your job but please stop coming home and taking it out on me.
Sincerely, find another job.
When you say "so glad we have a SUV now, its only Christmas eve and the car is full!" it makes you sound so spoiled.-actual convo.
Sincerely, no one cares
You are 5'6 and 110 pounds with wet hair. And when you make comments such as "your mom has skinny legs, I have fat ones" or the classic "I'm fat" it makes me feel like
Sincerely, 5'3 and *not telling my weight...right now*
Dear close friend/classmate,
It bugs the crap out of me when you sit in class and complain how tired you are, or that you didn't have time to make a lunch today. You have placement in May, meaning you have 2 days off this semester. Please stop saying all those things!
You try waking up at 6am everyday for placement and going to school 3x a week for all day classes.
This is why I love blogging, its nice to get some stuff off my chest.
Yes, I know some of these were from Christmas but I just remembered them.